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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Thursday, September 22, 2005

because

i know!what`s the big deal,bitch?I KNOW WHY THE CAGED BIRD SINGS!!!because it`s a bird...it has everything it needs and know predator....wouldn`t you?

Monday, September 19, 2005

hey man

you got any of them sounds-like-a heliocopter-in- your- headers?ain`t SEEN none of that since that ONE time.for half a reason i`d try some of them security-encrypted-on-the-hard-drivers that gates says i can be on the b list for THAT shipment of...in december or maybe march...hell man i`ll do a handful of that fishizzle when IT arrives.been into the mcafee a lot again,lately.i mean it`s ok...it`s available...i`m just sure there`s something MORE out there...something OTHER.
i mean gates says we`ll download security never more.it`ll be there,man.essentially just BE there.forevus sanctmonius 1 0 1 0 1 0.BDFBD!!!!
Heck yeah,man.
you bring the goo and i`ll bring the battery charger.Heck yeah...the automotive kind....
Hell yes, buddy.
you bring the `lectric carving knife and i`ll bring the beach towels.
BINARY SURF PARTY!!!!
UPLOAD A GO-GO!!!!
Hooo lord it makes me wanna get hosed down and lay hands on the tv just to FEEL the power....bdbd
SAVING YOUR SETTINGS

a vast difference

when i was just a little bitty magician just a comin up in the ranks...SPELLCHECKER was not an option.you THREW that fireball!kids these days don`t even know who they`re sacrificing living flesh to...

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Gimme that Old Time Religion 101010


i can feel them pills o bob in me bd bd.
gimme that ol time religion.
it a re de revival jihad.
i gots the spirit in me and i'm a rollin around in the floor havin a fit EVEN AS WE SPEAK!
hommina hommina. gliddy glp gloopy. niba nobby newby. la la la la lo. saba sibby saba. newbie adda waba. early mornin singin song. GOOD MORNIN STARSHINE!!!
and now i start frothin and an acolyte comes out wipes me slobbre away...and then...and then we sell the rag on ebay. bdbd i'm all up in them guts. hommina hommina
i can feel it in my parallel port. kinda tickles? my mouse is vibrating in sync...in a nice way i mean. not like when my uncle...i don't want to talk about it. DEEP DOWN! i'm speaking in bytes. 101010101010101010101010
i hate it when my underdownload kicks in. oh yes...reboot, reboot...
being a christian must be like dating the head cheerleader. all that bowing and u are so wonderfulling so u can ride around the block without it costing u everything. nonono...
it's like dating fiona apple. how much trouble is ANYTHING worth i ask you? At least a head cheerleader will let u break up with her. neither fiona nor jehovah will. and if you do, well...scorned, scorched and damned. plus they don't wanna fuck unless they are blasted outta their minds. ol drunk jhvh 1 suckin with that tired drunk mouth again. it's sad, really.
open the door, sit in the seat, turn the key and go. bdbd

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Raoyalee Danged

its mccafee tells me what the knews does not
cirano of software
big nose...really big nose
u should SEE some of the things she types and corrects afore sending,a nd not only missplellings obviously
a spellchecker would go up in flames....facism..the spellcheker..how to spell CORRECTLY
cause u Know they Knew b/4 they Know
who made that decision?
i like to live witout spellchecker as much as posible
there was no decision made in my presence, noone cunsulted ME...cunt salted, me...salted my slugcunt. I amuse me. U cn't just DECIDE how to spell words.
Nope.
they are icons of a luanguage and we dont even PRONOUNCE THE SAME
maybe it should be called spell suggester, jester?
or spell how about like thiser?
whatta? gotta get some more nicotine.
BDBF
damn.....i deed spell checker....
BDFBD
NEED spellchecker....
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