binary church of the immaculate upload

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Monday, October 31, 2005

this is an audio post - click to play

Saturday, October 29, 2005

how to know

if they remove your body BEFORE they fillet your soul....those are the good aliens....

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

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Friday, October 21, 2005

binary syphillis

when you share files...you are also sharing every file that those files ever shared files with...EVER.
E.V....ER
every?everyevery??
are you prepared for that eventuality?
DO YOU TRUST YOUR BUDDY???
thy spybot and mccafee protectith me.
never leave home without a back up disk...
can u feel it?tomorrow started...bdfbd

Friday, October 14, 2005

squoze fresh from bob

Sunday, October 09, 2005

terminator seeds

if u take those last few grapes in the bottom of the bag
and u slice a potatoe
and u stick the grapes on the potatoe with toothpicks
each grape will grow a new bunch.

i read that somewhere.

haven't u read that somewhere?

i already tried it once, and it didn't work
and then i realized, i was using SEEDLESS GRAPES
i'll keep u posted...

Saturday, October 08, 2005

SSSHHH!!!
they ARE listening...the great administrator satan.
he knows if you been sleepin
he knows if you awake
he knows you mastercard number
unmarked helicoptersuh...hoveringuh
they said it was a weather balloonuh
open the door sit in the seat turn the key and go.
it`s all TRUE!i can see it..it EXISTS somewhere.
o tweak it tweak it fogive us our run dlls..bdbd..i`m a sweatin` now...
hoo wozniak! wozniak!!did he SEE the cordless mouse??the OPTICAL mouse??did his divine vision go so far?o dos afflictith and who has time for THAT this near the end of the world?o and i say unto THEE..you think it can`t get you??you like an ostrich tryin to eat a pizza with his head stuck in the sand.maybe macafee sends the virus i don`t know...but i DO know they TAKE IT AWAY!!!!ooobaooobajobsjobswozniak!!!hell yeah buddy we a havin a whing ding!whoooo reboot reboot bdfbd....
saving your settings

Thursday, October 06, 2005

i wept

because i had know flat screen
until i saw a man with no monitor...and even if he HAD a monitor he only would have dial up and not only that...the only thing he`d do with it would be pirate music and do his finances.what a dumbass.bdfbd.

Sunday, October 02, 2005

o microsoft,o windows,o hewlett-packard
i have sought.i have soughten.i seek.
File Not Found.
from wherewithal will issue?
i searched.i search.i have searchen.
File Not Found.
it is picture of a fish.i`m CERTAIN i scanned it...
File Not Found.
refresh.restore.computers don`t make mistakes.
saving your settings...bdbd