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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

idiots

what the HELL kinda world do we live in???all i did was google up...lithium-side effects of...nothing happened....refined search....lithium-SEXUAL side effects of...AND UP COME A PAGE I NEW WUZN`T RIGHT.i tried to X out.i no u have too...well bdfbd i got mccaffee...snagged it and cleaned it so i COULD X out children..........
a fucking trojan.worm dick.fuckin everything but not so anybody really enjoys it...not even the worm...jobsjobswozniak...and spysweeper found 8 little underspywares in a just been cleaned machine.oooohhhh it`s TOOK care of.you shoulda seen what they done to that smartmouth one...was not neccasary,i tell you that....
well mr jack kilby in an alien motherboard!!!!this is not what it was meant for!!!see how we abuse the gifts of the ones we call gods at least for the time they`re GIFTING us?then it`s a curse.damn computer.broke again.and this fucking velcro keeps gettin STUCK TO ITSELF!!!
any idiot can find something wrong with everything.THAT`S WHAT MAKES THEM IDIOTS!!!let us bray.....electranama got a spybot named cheryl...i can feel it right....here...if ..if i sorta press down.....you might feel a LITTLE PRICK!!!!...yup..there it is,children....makes lectranama`s startup file think it might end up to be the biggest whore in alaska...whooo....honey i can throttle that thing for ya till it stops movin...bdbd...that`s just the DOS talkin to ya....step three and four say....you sure you wanna do this?there`s some VERY important stuff in there that you could lose FOREVER....binarium sonchiantos...cause DOS thinks it`s ALL important data cause DOS is old,lectranama...whoooo somebody HOLD this thing cause it`s a WIGGLIN....
so OLD it`s living to see the day when it`s name isn`t even remembered....pull the handle and bzzzt bzzzt bzzzt...and when that DOS jumps up you gotta keep pushing continue till it doesn`t even ask anymore....and sparky......we here at the church will do the rest...it`s only ones and zeroes...we got plenty more where these came from...restore restore backup disk....bdfbd.

Friday, January 13, 2006

or is it just me?

how do you NO it`s a new year?somebody told someone.not you.a long long TIME ago.you weren`t consulted,were you?i wear a wind up watch.when i don`t wear it TIME STOPS at some point and i have to START IT AGAIN!!!don`t i SOUND like i BEEN there?my mcafee icon has been black ALL DAY but it tells me upon closer inspection that everthin`s fine....what IS that???
you no that feelin...???special creepy....like when you think you`re lookin at the bra of that girl whose titties you so feverishly want to suck...i mean you can smell em...o hot young titty sweat...underwear just hangin there...and noobles...big...and you want em so much you could suck the bra....i mean...well...you COULD...if you WouLD...and you do and she catches you and it`s her MOM`S bra and that`s when you find out her mom has prosthetic tits and so the girl thinks you`re some kinda freak forever....
or is it just me?????