or is it just me?

how do you NO it`s a new year?somebody told someone.not you.a long long TIME ago.you weren`t consulted,were you?i wear a wind up watch.when i don`t wear it TIME STOPS at some point and i have to START IT AGAIN!!!don`t i SOUND like i BEEN there?my mcafee icon has been black ALL DAY but it tells me upon closer inspection that everthin`s fine....what IS that???
you no that feelin...???special creepy....like when you think you`re lookin at the bra of that girl whose titties you so feverishly want to suck...i mean you can smell em...o hot young titty sweat...underwear just hangin there...and noobles...big...and you want em so much you could suck the bra....i mean...well...you COULD...if you WouLD...and you do and she catches you and it`s her MOM`S bra and that`s when you find out her mom has prosthetic tits and so the girl thinks you`re some kinda freak forever....
or is it just me?????