object lesson

hello.thank you for coming.i`m the rite reverend baiter.i am one of the two chief scribes of this church.we tincture what is sent from bodine...down...into something your computer can SHOW you without blowing....and i mean kerplow...up.
years ago reverend bodine sent the half of the code off with two seperate...witlesses...mules...in halves....he knew the code would stay hidden at least until your average pc could handle it...oh not yet children....but it`s a comin....hang on it`s a comin....
What are the odds that those two seperate people....with NOTHING in common....except the burden....the half burdens that are more than ye can no....would meet and....witlesses....join the code while bonding sexually over thier burdens???what are the odds???
well hell,electranama,what are we SUPPOSED to do?ceptin to keep scribin for you....children....who cannot enter the gate until your heads are empty....but empty with such fullness...that your heads STILL won`t enter the gate.that there is a riddle wrapped in an enigma all shoved up into an object lesson....maybe we didn`t SCRIBE it right....