White chocolate jesus

the SECOND time that i was ever in washington courthouse,ohio...home of lectranama`s uncle byron...this is a story about byron carper...it was winter...and COLD...and he had...his electric grill element...in his above ground pool...so he could have a goldfish pond...and he said...put your hand in there...it`s warm...and it don`t hardly shock you .the end.
squidbillies...
i`m no stranger to the royal crown cola and moonpies myself,but......there but for the grace of BOB goes i...
the FIRST time i was there...we slept in a squidbilly camper in his backyard...and i took on the dreams of all the passed out squidbillies who had been there before me...that`s a story about me...
i saw a chocolate easter cross at kroger the other day and i thought of you.
awww...why??did i do something with one?do you think i should?
it was right between the bunnies....it just looked fun to eat
stapled an inflatable easter bunny to a cross that one easter chuch service...
so religious and ornate...perched there between the frilly bunnies with thier hollow ears.
the cross is hollow too....aren`t they all?
hollow as them bunny ears only worse cause you don`t expect them to be...
you don`t EXPECT them to be non weight bearing structures....then there you are...!1 minute up on them cross members....hangin....next minute....crumpled at the feet of a chocolate cross.
i want a chocolate crown of thorns with a chocolate spear....maybe three choconails,too...
you can`t NAIL chocolate jesus...you have to stick him to with melted almond bark...don`t leave him in the car with the windows up....gooey christ....
or just three chocolate nails....it takes a friend to drive that 3rd nail....whitman`s samplers...NO....godiva...
oh yeah...be HOT on ebay...NOW AVAILABLE!!!WHITE CHOCOLATE JESUS!!!dead sea swiss rolls!...
delivered in three days by dawn or your order is absolutely free....
for that SWEET salvation...only a stone`s roll away....
with a cutout shroud on every box...
shroud of deliciousness....mmmm sooo goood....