HAT...is a strong word

i heard about a documentary that pbs is doin` about a group of squidbillies in kintucky that claim to have found the rock that the mormon guy used to translate the golden plates.
uh huh....sure.he wasn`t a mormon til after he found the rock.....
my question is....do you have to do the translating while in the mystery hole?
i do some of my BEST translatin` there....and the barnhole,too.
it fell outta SOMEBODY`S ass not too long ago.
it`s FAKE,dammit!there..i said it.the mormons are a fake fake religion.not even a TRUE fake religion.
fault finders.false finders of false faults.
a man may sticketh his carrot into many women`s mystery holes if he marrieth them first.....but never in thier barnholes...and if you do by accident you better pull it out...and a woman can`t just go around gettin` carroted willy nilly.i can`t support ANY religion that discourages woman from bein horndogs.i`m a half hard 7 inch adventist...that`s half hard...bdbfbd.
i`m a flatulent agnostic.
i`m sure i truly believe that i just farted...i can go with that.hold on....i just joined your faith!!!!soy beans led me to it!!!soy farts don`t smell like much by the way.
like tofu taste?
sometimes they SOUND like they`re gonna smell but then they don`t.
like tofu taste.....exactly.
i get tofu chiken strips...the artificial flavour taste more like chick than chick does.
frightening.my compliments to the chemist.
if you`re allergic you have to get faux fu.seriously...i saw it at the whole food store.allergic to tofu...sounds to weak to survive.wonder what fauxfu is made from?
fauxfu....damn.cows,prolly.or people.SOILENT GREEN!!!
they have.....PRODUCTS....that are organic...yet....faux.....not sure i get it.i get flame kissed soy burgers that have grill marks.i swear you can taste the lighter fluid.and tofu beef strips that melt in your mouth.
oooohhhhhh.....they bred a cow with m and m`s.i want an apple that taste like buffalo stew.
but the weiners taste like they been in my butt.so i RARELY eat them.
have they???been???in your butt???
ever have kosher dogs?expensive.hebrew expensive.but that`s one tasty weinie.they cood figure out how to make a tasty veggie dog..the jqews...where did that Q come from?i can never find one when i need one....
ssshhh!they`ll hear.little hebrews have BIG ears.
they don`t cotten much to jews down here.but they let the gypsies run wild.go figger.
easy target.like vegatarians at a bull fight.follow the phlegm...you`ll find someone to smite.over there!smite THEM!the gods demand a target.
plus they DID off jesus and he is OUR LORD around here.
only through the roman prxies...roman proxies...the jesus pixies...
it`s failure to evolve.the world changed...jews didn`t.we don`t HAT the jews anymore.they just BORE us.
HAT...is a strong word.