buy into the next big thing afore the idiots ruin it

I KNOW YOU WATCH TELEVISION.YOU`VE SEEN IT.
250 NEW puter viruses a month....that...that..is what tv says....so what else???...what don`t they tell us?....what don`t they NO???
ARE YOU STILL OUT THERE DOUBLE DIPPIN WITHOUT A FUCKING SNEEZE TRAY???
security...to really no...to truly KNOW that you are safe....is more than anti spyware...oh you gotta have THAT....we`re not sellin but somebody is and you need that....but security...bdbd...you gotta say them words and hold yer mouth right when you start speakin in tongues...i mean right from the start up...or the transmission could get flumoxed...truly stevejobs....even YOU won`t no what you`re sayin....
oh but WE do....
us`n over here....at that convienent little tabernacle on the corner......it`s a little COZY right now but we intend to expand ....soon...
come unto us...we`ll come right back....atcha....right back atcha,bdfbd....